Shipping & Returns
For orders outside of USA go to www.dontbitemepatch.co.uk
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Domestic Shipping (includes United States and the U.S. Territories)
USPS Ground Advantage (New name as of 7/9/2023 formerly known as First Class Service) $5.95 Flat Rate 3-5 business days (depending on distance from NY)
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USPS Priority Service $11.95 Flat Rate 2-3 BUSINESS days (depending on distance from NY- also, this is NOT a guaranteed USPS service)
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Orders placed Monday through Friday will typically ship the next business day.
Orders placed on weekends or holidays will typically ship the next business day.
All orders are tracked.
We will not be responsible for any packages after delivery has been confirmed by USPS. If a package is returned to us for any reason we will refund the cost of the product only once we receive it back.
We want you to be happy - even when things (occasionally) go wrong.
If there is an issue with an order please contact us here.
Our 30 day return policy:
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100% refund will be issued on your unopened item(s) returned within 30 days.
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Unopened items must be returned to us in new condition, otherwise a re-stocking fee of 20% will apply.
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Please keep in mind we do not give refunds after 30 days of purchase.